I do not know where I was born, because my eyes were closed at that moment. All I know is that about a month later, a writer found me in a dumpster, took me home, and christened me Dumpster. As a thank you, every day I destroyed his couch, curtains, and books, and at night I copied all his movements and learned to write on the computer. Then I discovered the internet. Now I can be anything I want. Today, for example, I am a doctor. And a writer. And a photographer. And a psychologist. And beautiful”.